oh, we're all mad here

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

frozen + tumblr text posts

gastrogirl:

double chocolate pancakes.

fifth-mayy:

JOSH IS THE BEST HUMAN ON EARTH

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

theboywhocried-dean:

mkhunterz:

okay but just…imagine, for a second, that it’s the series finale of Supernatural. Everything is about to go to hell. The big final battle. More than likely there won’t be any survivors. And just before they head into the fray, Team Free Will pauses, one last moment of quiet. No words, just silence, and then the camera pans down and we see Dean and Cas reach out and take each others’ hands.And that’s how it becomes canon.

theboywhocried-dean:

mkhunterz:

okay but just…imagine, for a second, that it’s the series finale of Supernatural. Everything is about to go to hell. The big final battle. More than likely there won’t be any survivors. And just before they head into the fray, Team Free Will pauses, one last moment of quiet. No words, just silence, and then the camera pans down and we see Dean and Cas reach out and take each others’ hands.
And that’s how it becomes canon.

offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

Guardian of the Galaxy spoilers 

offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

Guardian of the Galaxy spoilers 

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