oh, we're all mad here
shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

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when u dont study and u get a good grade

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Mockingjay + Characters

thechanelmuse:

Thirteen Year Old Pitching Phenomenon Mo’ne Davis Makes The Baseball Hall Of Fame

Look out world! That sound you hear is Mo’ne Davis’ 70mph fastball shattering the glass ceiling above a lot of little girls’ baseball caps. 

Mo’ne Davis, the thirteen-year-old girl whose stellar pitching performance in last month’s Little League World Series earned her the cover of Sports Illustrated, is about to be immortalized in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Mo’ne will visit the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York, tomorrow, with her teammates from both the Philadelphia’s Taney Dragons, and her longtime travel team, the Anderson Monarchs. Seventy-nine-year-old Mamie “Peanut” Johnson, one of three women to play in the Negro Leagues, and who Mo’ne lists as her “favorite old-school player” on the Monarch’s website, also plans to attend. 

Mo’ne will present Hall of Fame officials with the Taney Dragons jersey that she wore when she became the first girl to pitch a complete game shutout in the Little League World Series.  After the presentation, Mo’ne and her teammates will play an exhibition game at Doubleday Field in nearby Stamford.

Thanks to Mo’ne, “You throw like a girl” is no longer an insult. 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

ibelieveinrunning:

artbymoga:

Second installment in my new “My Brain and I” series! You can check out the first comic here.

never seen anything more accurate, ever

meanplastic:

WHO - IS - SHE ?

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

yolucas:

most accurate representation of World War Two ever

AMERICA STILL MAKES ME LAUGH IM SORRY

1,201,440 plays

incredibeard:

princenishi:

princenishi:

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since it’s “close to halloween” this post tends to circle around a lot

admittedly when i made this post i completely neglected to source the music and that’s 100% my fault and was bad of me to do (music needs to be sourced just like any other art does)

here’s the source now, just in case anyone doesn’t know what this is

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coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st

coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st