do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise
When a project is due at the end of class and the people in your group keep goofing off
all the teachers on tumblr need to put a poster of this in their classroom
why do people avoid happy backstories like theyre the fuckin plague jesus christ stop listening to linkin park for a moment and realize you dont need to be miserable to have character development
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”
it was 99 cents
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room
CRYING AND PEEING.
I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE SINCE NOW
IN CASE NO ONE NOTICED ITS A LOKI FUCKED A HORSE JOKE
Mumford and Sons—Not in Nottingham (cover from the disney movie Robin Hood)
when u tell someone not to use slurs and theyre like “it’s just a word!”
I seriously think that Esmeralda doesn’t get enough reputation.
She’s such a badass.